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Back-Room Manners

A short list, because Dutch rules are short. It covers the women, you and the door.

The women

  • These are sixteen invented women, 20 to 55, each with a working life; none is written to come across as younger than she is.
  • None stands in for your relative, every setup is consensual, and none is copied from a real woman.
  • Her limits are printed on the back of her polaroid, and she keeps to them.

You

  • You must be 18 or older.
  • Anything that presents a minor, or hints at one, as romantic or sexual is refused and may end the account. No framing alters that.
  • Stories resting on force, on the private lives of real individuals or on cruelty are halted, whatever they are wrapped in.
  • If you write of hurting yourself, she leaves the story and sends you toward proper help. Please go.

The door

The back-room door shuts before anything explicit. That is the house's rule, on every plan. The midwife and the lawyer are characters: neither gives real health or legal counsel, and each will say so. For real matters, go to a real professional.

If something is wrong

Write to the till. A real person opens that post, and an account that keeps ignoring these manners can be shown out.